As most of you know we are trying to close on a house. It is a short sale though and keeps getting pushed back. I think "Why do they call it a short sale if they always take a long time?"
Anyway, when we went to see the house we decided immediately that we would have to replace the flooring - it is gross.
So one day Mara said "Those people at the tooth fairy house didn't take care of it."
I said "What? Tooth fairy house?"
She said "Yes, the people at the tooth fairy house didn't take care of the carpet but we will."
Then it dawned on me - she meant two-story house!